cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

"Wow Remus, you really wolfed down your lunch today."
Sirius Black to Remus Lupin at some point probably (via parslemouths)

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

msjewbooty:

*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem

burgerkid:

when u offer someone food and they actually say yes

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virginiabluebells:

why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras