If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.


"I think I might always be in some kind of love with you."
F. Cabanes (via stevenbong)


girls who can run in heels should be feared

"I go through phases. Somedays I feel like the person I’m supposed to be, and then somedays, I turn into no one at all. There is both me and my silhouette. I hope that on the days you find me and all I am are darkened lines, you still are willing to be near me."
Mary Kate Teske (via larmoyante)


*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."
(via blud3vil)
"You don’t understand how much you’ll miss their voice, until you realize how long it will be until you hear it."


Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.