Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

"Wow Remus, you really wolfed down your lunch today."
Sirius Black to Remus Lupin at some point probably (via parslemouths)


the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world


*tap dances over to u* bitch do we have a problem


when u offer someone food and they actually say yes



why are people always so pissy about the fact that taylor swift writes the majority of her songs about love and relationships like she’s a 23 year old white girl from pennsylvania what do you want her to write about the thug life


"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story


girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye


if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras