Life Hack #113

toastoat:

Cry off all your makeup instead of wasting money on makeup remover

prowoman-prochoice:

[colorado] [texas]
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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

trashboat:

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

Anonymous asked:
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

lebaenese:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

vaspour

profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
pinkberettas:

Me

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

when hot boys dont text u back

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